Don’t have it. Ever. Just don’t, or you WILL end up on People’s Court or the subject of a Lifetime Original Movie when you’re jilted baby mama or daddy sues you for alimony and/or butchers your second spouse or significant other with a pick axe after your shared mistake of a child expresses more affection for the replacement ‘rent than he or she biologically responsible for the mouthy little human pawn.
Gays, don’t think you’re homo free. Heterosexuals aren’t the only people crazy enough to puncture a condom. Plus, pregnancy is daunting, positive is deadly.
Just – say – NO, to the ho you already let go.
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Makes me want to know what the rest of your weekend was like...
Very well said. I love your succinctness.
LoLz.
IF you have sex you will get chlamydia and die.
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