It has been said that when the thought of someone suddenly enters your brain, they too are thinking of you. If that's the case, then - scant virtual interactions aside - there is NO way that the boiz upon whom I am crushing most are unaware of my affections.
I just hope they're not tearing at their temples and screaming, "GET OUT OF MY HEADDD," because I am in there morning, noon, and night.
Oops.
Maybe the asylum will allow conjugal visits. Although, if it's me who put them there...
I'm guessing that they won't want me to put it anywhere.
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I think that it's not possible--as this one lifeguard I crush upon wouldn't be able to do his job if he was thinking about me every time I thought about him.
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