"Any boi drama?" I asked my friend, yesterday morning, inquiring as to the events following my departure from the bar Friday night.
"No...Although, this one guy wanted to have sex. He was all, 'Yo boy, group fuck?'"
"That's what he opened with?!" Even I was surprised by such aggressive tactics.
"'How many boys you bringing home with you?'" My friend said the cock juggler continued.
"Zero," was his own response.
"Oh man. How romantic," I laughed.
"Yeah," he concurred. "You had me at 'group fuck.'"