Wednesday, August 4, 2010

That's...Not a compliment. 1:2

“You’re way more muscular than any other girl I’ve been with,” my friend’s boyfriend told her when they were first dating.

While that line is sure to get any moderately promiscuous and fitness-minded gay boi into bed, few women – aside from bodybuilders or Jillian Michaels – are bound to receive that gladly. Regardless of your intentions, most will hear “muscular” and read “fat.”

But, duh. Even those of us men interested in other men know weight is NEVER a topic about which one should be flippant around females.

So, come on, heterosexual counterparts; archeologists estimate that modern humans have been on the Earth for almost 200,000 years – get with it, already.

1 comment:

Melinda said...

I feel this way about so many things said by men. love it!